don’t die wondering

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

that’s really great man

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

numbah one rule of headaches is keep looking at that screen and turn the brightness alllllllllll the way up… and a little electronic music couldn’t hurt.. if that’s your style

god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

New kink called make me feel wanted

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job