Welcome to the Dog n Pony Show

look i don't know what reaction you expected when you said "please please stop it hurts," but judging by the sobbing i'm guessing it wasn't me groaning and slamming deeper and saying "ohh fuckkkk say that again." but that's ok. i forgive you

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

(no beers in) I'd let you hunt me for sport.

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

What I really like about fingering is how it can feel so fucking close and warm and intimate. Gripping your hip and groping your chest and kissing your neck and pulling you in close while I slowly press my finger into you then gradually drag it back out over and over and over again until you're so overwhelming you can barely think. So fucking perfect. I need to feel how tight your hole flexes on my fingers, need to feel you gasp for air and thrust your hips back and forth, need to feel your body go limp, overwhelmed by the feeling of me probing your perfect little hole.

may your weird niche fetish have seven billion new content that appeals to you

god what i wouldn’t give to be woken up early, have someone get me ready and tack me up with a red leather harness and hitch me to a snowplow to work as hard as i can until im drenched in sweat and breathing hard…then go back inside and get washed down and spoiled <3

the important imagery of resting your head against your lover's thigh puppystyle.maybe rubbing the cheek a bit too

Service top knight who is so pathetically in love with his protectee that he will literally get on his knees in the middle of a fight for them, looking up at them with huge wet puppy eyes when they scold him for being so irresponsible as to get hurt. He's fierce and capable otherwise, but can't help but melt into a whimpering puddle when his liege caresses his face and praises him. Ouppy service tops.....