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i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

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digital999placebo

all I wanna do is write and draw GerIta but instead I’m fucking stuck analysing unemployment in England or whatever 1996 and making a 5 page sheet excel arc and getting my ass handed to me becaude “oh you use your mouse?”

#i literally have a bunch of bullshit assignments following a study abroad due tmrw #and i realized i haven't actually had downtime in a whole like 6 months. like i haven't been on tumblr. so im getting my hetalia dose #and then i see this and not only am i flashbanged by the knowledge i have to write 35 fucking pages about france in french yet #but i also for some reason have to do some goddamn analysis on housing affordability in philadelphia because i picked goddamn economics #as my stupid fucking minor for some reason and i have to do ANOTHER research paper for it #i could've just picked fucking french and english fr. why did i pick economics. also why do i have to start that in a week already.#somebody just ole yeller me pls #i yearn for graduation

karmelarts

this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to feel. if you don’t think about it it can’t hurt you. I found our hearts and they were still beating. there is still time.

victusinveritas

vkcenjoyer

engbel lavender marriage adventures continue. i have this hc that countries rather than having a "biological age" have more of a range of years they can pass as depending on the day, and they use them to their advantage.

Arthur usually stays at a sensible 27 - 32 but if he's feeling daring he'll go for 24. a very very rough 24. a 24 who's been to rehab. a withnail and i sort of 24. belgie has been "25" since 1830

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victusinveritas

So for every Vietnam, there's a longer Vietnam? I mean, sure.

mottemotte

i feel like if i ever get out of this country i'd like to cross stitch that quote and just show it to someone anytime they ask about what it's like living in the us

#behind every failure is a slightly bigger failure that we haven't properly propagandized

afellowgoodsir

Which almost useless power will you accept?

Always knowing exactly what time it is

Being able to precisely date memories

Automatically knowing the legal first name of everyone you see

Perfect balance

Able to remember all of your dreams

Control of your body temperature

Slightly, noticeably bioluminescent

Voting ended onApr 4

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meanbossart

IF YOU EVER FEEL COMPELLED TO REPLY TO AN UNHINGED COMMENT ON THE INTERNET - IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST, IF YOU CANNOT FIGHT IT - SIMPLY TYPE "GOOFBALL ALERT" AND HIT SEND. NO FURTHER ACTION IS NEEDED.

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gaymolegaming

The idea that you shouldnt fuck your friends is wild. Theyre the ones who like me and make me laugh and take care of me. Who else am i supposed to fuck? A stranger?

gondorrevealparty

"what if it ruins the friendship" we're spending time together doing something we enjoy

"won't the dynamic change" all interactions do that

"what if someone catches feelings" I already feel emotions about my friends

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reagan-slayer69

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

mel-155-a

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

unteriors

Locust Lane, Watkins Glen, New York.

daddyisatitlenotagender

Just a reminder that this is a NSFW blog and that this blog is VERY political because you can’t blog about horny dyke sex if ICE kills you.

shooting-stars-andsatellites

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

puppygirllaika

in addition: Trying to avoid ever doing these things will cost you in ways you cannot comprehend until you stop and accept this.

curioscurio

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

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