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i feel like if i ever get out of this country i'd like to cross stitch that quote and just show it to someone anytime they ask about what it's like living in the us

IF YOU EVER FEEL COMPELLED TO REPLY TO AN UNHINGED COMMENT ON THE INTERNET - IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST, IF YOU CANNOT FIGHT IT - SIMPLY TYPE "GOOFBALL ALERT" AND HIT SEND. NO FURTHER ACTION IS NEEDED.

The idea that you shouldnt fuck your friends is wild. Theyre the ones who like me and make me laugh and take care of me. Who else am i supposed to fuck? A stranger?

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

Just a reminder that this is a NSFW blog and that this blog is VERY political because you can’t blog about horny dyke sex if ICE kills you.

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

in addition: Trying to avoid ever doing these things will cost you in ways you cannot comprehend until you stop and accept this.

i wonder what they're gossiping about

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