Nostalgiaholic

Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

Yeah bud you bet

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

Like when my... No.. i shant say

What's wrong with pineapples?

oh, you sweet summer child

genuinely i don't get it can you explain

Oh more sweet summer children who do not know the Lore.

can someone explain it instead of being vague about it??

The Devil, grinning devilishly after hearing peeps talking about the Devil's Sacrament: "Hey, what's this Devil's Sacrament I keep hearing about?"

ⓘ You can use your lips to kiss women!