how do yall do it please i cant

why can’t i just be cis 🫩

i need to stop thinking about killing myself i have two bro hangouts this week

person (non-practicing)

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

every time I’m in public and I do that reassuring normal person curtesy smile at someone while I’m passing by them in a store I feel like I look like Dexter Morgan

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable