welcome to the trash

sorry for being lonely and miserable and terrified of everyone constantly. it will not stop. i wish it did

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

happy ten years to the Down With Cis bus!

11 years of down with cis bus!!

Tumblr Code.

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

Now seen in 2026

Never not reblogging.

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

Quick, everyone reblog this

They couldn't send me to the concentration camp cuz of adhd

well I thought this was funny

BITE BITW BITE BITE

Biting You

Rock

Thorn bush.

Lake

Bite.

THORN BUSH

PINCH CHEEK[derogatory]

PINCH BOTH CHEEKS (derogatory)

BITE MICROPHONE!

YOU GET YOUR FUCKING TEETH OFF MY MIC RIGHT NOW

NUH-UH!

I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED FOR TAX EVASION

Secret option: WATERFALL

WITH COMICALLY SHARP ROCKS ON THE BOTTOM!

NOOOOOOOO

Hah!

*picks it up with tentacles and throws it back at you*

*tries to swallow it but starts choking*

DON’T EAT THE PERFECTLY GOOD ROCK!

*gnaws on the ropes*

AHSVIAHBAUHSBSNISJSHSJSJAJAJ

*runs over and punches your stomach to make you comically spit out the rock*

What‐

The rock was in your mouth that’s gross

Oh, well SORRY for not knowing what to do!

well SORRY you decided trying to EAT THE FLYING ROCK was a good idea!

I didn't mean to SWALLOW it!

Then WHY’D YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH

I DONT KNOW!

Your logic is flawed

I know.

Go to the store and buy better logic then

Wait, there are stores that sell logic?

uhh…. Possibly?

I need to find this store then, this is great news!

if you actually find this store, tell me so I can direct some people there

... You lied, didn't you?

I didn’t say it was guaranteed, just that it’s possible it exists

This torment is never ending

It is, my fellow Slender.

How do you know that

Do you believe me incapable of understanding mature ideas simply due to my personality?

..huh??

I know much more than you might assume me to. You flibbertigibbet.

Does that mean you know if a logic store exists or not? FLIBBERTIGIBBET??

... DO I LOOK LIKE A BOOK? I am a civilized glitch slender.

You didn’t look stupid at first, and yet here we are

I am not stupid. Shut up!!

Oh hey, you sound normal again.

... Oh shit, they're back.

..Who??

I don't know! Some thing that manifested inside of me after I tried talking to Malware.

Such a narrow escape

Next time we'll get him

Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.

DROWN.

SAVE

DROWN

DROWN HIM

SAVE HIM

Oooh, I like waves....

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

I wish I could do that…

Come on please this is the one (1) original post I put out all year and the only notes are from me

@ofishal-fish-posts

official fish post

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

reblogging this again because it remains true.

i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao