electric toe beans

it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.

@liquid-geodes

??????? JARED 25 ??????

Butch Hartman dives so deeply into into the “Boys being compared to girls as alleged comedy” hole that he effectively dug a tunnel to the other side of the world and it starts being “you barely have to squint to read this character as trans” instead.

no more snakes call that serpn't

well this post might not have hit it big but i had a lot of fun making it and thats what matters

“considering my personal experience with it” What the fuck does this imply

It implies I have personal experience with handling radium samples, which I have. That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air

REALLY living up to your url king

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

Direct action.

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

Happy one year anniversary little thread

im so glad human pet guy is twitter's problem now. watching him interacting with the denizens of the bird website feels like introducing an invasive species to a new ecosystem and watching it fight its competitors

i have no idea who “human pet guy” is and i never want to know

its finally happening. nature is healing <3