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eugene victor tooms poor little meow meow 

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

In this house we stan Earl

today is a declaration of autumn , the moon now greets us much sooner and the breeze becomes colder . the trees are about as colorful as the sky at dusk . officially , it is the best time of the year .

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

i think they should give everyone one free mri. just so we can see what the fuck is up with our brains

why do you stalk fancy bakery instagram sometimes

bitch that's where there be cakes

please let me get that job in algae management

Mr. Employment Jelly, bring me a dream (job)

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