the wonders of this world are multitudinous

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

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I will be running for president of the world on a platform of universal mpreg, fpreg & xpreg for everyone who wants it. As well as unrestricted mbortion, fbortion & xbortion access.

Anypreg. Anybortion. Anytime

I will make if so you can get a hysterectomy/vasectomy at the mall. As part of my mall revival project.

Certified Cicada post

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss