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levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

www.chainedtotheradiator.com/careers

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo