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i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

I remember signing this bat

ohhh so that’s what that was for

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Just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.

your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you

( ОжО) <- she ate a very sour candy

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

The two genders:

I love tumblr because I scrolled all the way down expecting an explanation and got none.

Osmosis Jones was right, that’s a city

does anyone else remember reading about spontaneous human combustion in a book of weird and unexplained facts and phenomena when you were like, ten years old or something and being convinced for like a week that you were going to suddenly burst into flames out of nowhere and that this was something actually worth worrying about before never thinking about it ever again or was i just fucked in the head as a kid

i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid

“there are lots of kids online now” ...as opposed to when????

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl