peachy !

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

I’m functioning. But like… in a haunted house kind of way.

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money

A fictional guy should only be made blonde to signify that there's something wrong with him

Everyone shut up. There's images of men in comprising positions online you can look at