Attention, citizens of the Eggpire, father has some very important news for you
We recommend you listen
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! TODAY IS THE EGGPIRE'S 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! THATS RIGHT 1 YEAR AGO TODAY I MADE THIS BLOG AND ITS GROWN SO BIG!!
AND I SAID "WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!" SO WE'RE DOING AN ANNIVERSARY EVENT ON TUMBLR DOT COM! ALL OF TUMBLR! YOU ARENT READY FOR THIS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN OVER, BY GUESS WHAT? SAGE? METAL? RELEASE THE VIRUS!!
THAT'S RIGHT! STEEL SHEEN! ALL MACHINE! NO FLESH! LOOK AT THAT! THE METAL VIRUS IS BACK!
EXCEPT WE DIDNT STOP THERE, WE HAD TO DO MORE! WE'VE REDECORATED THE BLOG!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MAMA!? WE'VE GOT A NEW LOOK!
YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED TO REBLOG THIS! NOW GO PING YOUR FRIENDS AND ROBOTICIZE THEM WITH THE VIRUS!
Survive my metallic QTE.
@weaveryivel @rosy-official @voidgivenformofficial @wolf-and-fox
Go my friend-shaped creechures, go and do crime.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "survive my metallic QTE"- AAAAAAAAA
@program-251 @echov1 @moonwatcher-1
















