Imagine being 24 and still on tumblr

Marvel bitches would not last a single nanosecond in the life of a Naruto fan with what they think counts as queerbaiting.

smoking both ends of a cigarette "lady and the tramp style" with a beautiful woman

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

All Square Enix pre rendered cutscenes look like this

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

there is no way to predict how this video will go

I have been reduced to tears

The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like “this is how engineers swat flies” and now I can’t stop watching.

Wait this is the TOAST VIDEO I scrolled past this like a FOOL the other day I’ve been looking for this thing for WEEKS

This person nearly hospitalised themself so many times

G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks

they piss don’t they

please unfollow me im fucking begging you