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What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.

11 years and still holding up. Love your keyboard and it will love you back

I regret to inform that the windows key has died. luckily i managed to assign the numpad , key as the new windows key, which does sadly mean i need to have numlock off to use it.

Itis ith aheavy heart that Imustannounce: Iaccidentally dropped a can ofbeeron my desk andthekeyboard hasnotescapedunscathed.11 years andithelon strong, but alasits time hascome...

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

the composer put his whole DeBussy in it

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

i know about external disc drives. i want it built into my computer. i want to be able to put a dvd directly into my computer and watch it

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holy fuck that was an experience

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

still getting notifications from this post 12 years later…… will i ever be free…..

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

Image ID: A picture of two tumblr tags that reads "What if you just don't wanna go through the process of transitioning lmao" and "Like I just wanna be spawned in that way"

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

Omg you missed part of the post

did i? 😏

(frantically looks around)

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

If it hit you in the back of the head, that would kill you instantly.

Haiku-bot?! (frantically looks around)

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

God damn you that's perfect

Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.

My grandpa has been disabled in one form or another since he was in his early 20s and he worked in construction until his 50s. He knows about doing hard things. Whenever I was helping him with moving things as a kid he always told me to grunt and groan real loud about it. Makes it easier, he said. And it does. It always, always does. Making a real loud noise and complaining about it always makes it better.

That last part is true! The sounds have a purpose!