timothée chablagoo

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

You’re so rude to Miss Moon the reason her ass is so fucked up is cuz she’s protecting us from meteors. Her face is beautiful so her ass can be disgusting and we can be safe.

Three different guys in the same shelf. I repeat. We have three different guys in the same shelf and one of them has his CHEEK MEAT hanging out like it’s nothing

mutuals please join pictochat room A

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

apparently flies rub their little hands together to clean themselves..theyre not plotting anything. allegedly

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

A wonderful massage :)

hazmat suit but make it goth

Tripp hazmat suit

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

oh

ok i could have just scrolled down

hold on looking something up

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

not to me. not if it’s da vinky

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

when I send people asks on here I always turn on anonymous even though I don’t say or ask anything rude I’m just embarrassed to be saying things