Blogging my life away.

I’m pretty sure you don’t need to know French in order to understand this comic.

My local garden center had a strict “mask policy enforced by owner’s mother with a garden hose” and the woman really did, and I say this with adoration and aspiring to be like her someday- look like a wizened and moderately sadistic gargoyle perched on her lawn chair with the hose cocked, pressure building behind the nozzle, eagerly awaiting the next asshole.

Minty is just cold spicy

If you come across as mysterious or enigmatic and are somewhat attractive people will try very hard to get to know you and you’ll mistake this as genuine interest in your being but it’s really just selfish curiosity and when the mystery is gone so is the curiosity

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💕 polyamorous people are not “cheaters” 💕 💕 polyamorous people deserve to be respected 💕 💕 if you’re polyamorous, I love you and I think you’re amazing 💕

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• some people prefer monogamy • some people prefer polyamory • both types of relationships are valid • people who pursue a poly relationship, where all parties are aware are ok. • polyamory is not the same as cheating on a monogamous partner

Today I learned that a group o people in a polyamorous relationship is called a constellation and I think it’s the cutest thing coz it makes me think these people are stars who gravitated towards each other thus forming a beautiful image that is their love.

I find, overall, there are two types of polyamorous people: Those who don’t do hierarchy. And those who already have a primary partner. The population of those interested in having a primary partner but do not already have one seems near zero.

Poly horror: Living together and having to find a sleeping rotation that works for everyone.

Pretty much 😂😂😂😂