#poly horror

Poly horror: Being upset about a breakup and hearing “Well at least you still have [name of other partner]” as if that makes it better.

Poly horror: When your spouse is okay with poly relationships until theirs fails while yours is going fine, and then they start acting jealous, like they want to make you choose.

Poly horror: When the dynamics of seeing your paramour and metamour together force you to face uncomfortable mental issues that make you feel unworthy of being loved.

Poly horror: When your mono partner insists that they’re okay with poly until you actually start dating another person (updating your partner on everything) and end up losing them both.

Poly horror: When you can feel yourself being pushed out of a polycule and your partners can’t do anything about it for fear of losing their own partners.

Poly horror: When your partner’s primary more or less forbids your partner from doing anything with you, but has no problem fooling around with their secondaries.

Poly horror: When you have the crush on the other end of the vee you’re in and want to become a triad, but the other two probably wouldn’t be interested.

Poly horror: When a partner outs you as poly to his family when you’ve told them you’re only out to a few close friends.