Pussy Like A Wildfox Looking For A Sasuke

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those