Pussy Like A Wildfox Looking For A Sasuke

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

running off to smoke weed with the fairies in the forest and im not coming back this time

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

I got vampire, which tracks because I’ve never been beating the allegations of wanting to be a blood doll.

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

i love having friends who can communicate like adults it's so cool

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

How are my sweetie pees