hey ho, let's go

Anakin:

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

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thank you so much!

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

jaime, riddled with fever and about to pass out but totally going to be a shithead for a lil bit first: Lord Bolton insists I sup with him, but he neglected to invite my fleas. 

omg or 

Jaime with the windup: “Ser, you’ve been remiss in teaching our new brothers their duties.

Meryn, garbage: “What duties?“ 

While training with Ilyn Payne: “For all I know you fucked my sister too, you pock-faced bastard. Well, shut your bloody mouth and kill me if you can.“    

When demoting Boros to Tommen’s food taster: “Tommen loves applecakes. Try not to let any sellswords make off with them.”

When talking to Uncle Kevan: “I am not Cersei. I have a beard, and she has breasts. If you are still confused, nuncle, count our hands. Cersei has two.”    

When someone suggests a horse was killed by demons as punishment for sinning: “That must have been an uncommonly sinful horse.”

When freeing Tyrion: “Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”