Begging For Thread

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

“nobody’s ever said it that bluntly before but yeah.”

u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer

“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

bruce wayne was batman??????????

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

ur telling me the government can easily allocate billions of dollars to kill villages of people overseas but paying for its own citizens to have needed surgeries and medications is too much? Get the fuck out of here.

are you telling me that if the government decided to start spending the money to help its own citizens afford medical care it’s first priority should be people who wanna take synthetic hormones cos they think it’ll fix their mental health problems instead of like, people who are dying because they can’t afford chemotherapy? get the fuck outta here

the original post specified “hormones” but nice one trying to spin it like i’m a crazy person pulling shit out of thin air

It literally doesn’t say hormones. It literally doesn’t. At all. Scroll up, you can literally see it that it doesn’t. I get it, you’re obsessed. Just fucking move on, Westboro.

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

@thefreckledone

Holy fucking shit

Response is gold! I’d ALWAYS want a handmade gift more than some random store bought thing!

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

things i’m good at: giving myself panic attacks