Morbius Weep

Hell yeah brother

I gen hope the Minecraft movie is going to be a morbius, i want it to flop so bad, i want nobody to watch it, i want the target audience to be scared by the cgi sheep in the trailer and just not want to go watch the movie, i want to not know the plot at all, i want it to be soo ass that nobody watches it, i want it to get memed, i want it to be put in theaters a second time only to flop harder, i want it to make the studio that animated it file for bankruptcy

Yeah ok I’m watching it for sure now

Is anyone going to ACME comic con (Glasgow) this weekend?

well how else will guests know where the bathroom is!!

He’s smug becus he knows what he has…

I gen hope the Minecraft movie is going to be a morbius, i want it to flop so bad, i want nobody to watch it, i want the target audience to be scared by the cgi sheep in the trailer and just not want to go watch the movie, i want to not know the plot at all, i want it to be soo ass that nobody watches it, i want it to get memed, i want it to be put in theaters a second time only to flop harder, i want it to make the studio that animated it file for bankruptcy

Don’t wish that shit on Morbius. God. Morbius was good.

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

Official milk post

if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn't too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

Heck yeah