from the earth to the morgue

Break up with your LOSER BOYFRIEND start an AUDIO FICTION PODCAST for an audience of THREE PEOPLE get on HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY and NEVER KILL YOURSELF EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD WILL KEEP BREAKING YOUR HEART FOREVER

im not built for assignments i should be out there in the world searching for a dead welsh king and having complicated codependent friendships

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

Sprints at you fast as fuck

i can hear the whirring of a distant machine, somewhere out in the mojave. it's telling me i need to get that MONEY

u ever think about how some mental health disorders literally have criminal activity as a criteria…like not even pretending just straight up “if you don’t follow the laws of the state you’re insane” hmmm wonder why that might be

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/