Gay Vampire Thoughts

upstairs neighbour activities:

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

I absolutely failed at doing this:

i’m not from where I lived now. This is not my biome, I’m from the desert.

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them