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Fun fact, everyone at BYU is gay!
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proselytizing in tomodachi life by giving all my mormon miis copies of the book of mormon
it's getting stellar reviews here, folks
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if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”
oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety
*spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety*
"password is incorrect"
*remembers that my host is Orthodox, rewrites entire creed but without the filioque*
@unkandily
@skaraptor
incredibly based speaker yesterday informed us that "the importance of the first vision isn't that God has a body, it's that He responds to and cares for His teenage children in crisis"

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Intrigued by the semantic differences between the nouns “prophet” and “oracle”, as I am writing a short story about cats and struggling with my word choice.
Both can mean an individual person gifted with foresight. A person who is an oracle can prophesize and make a prophecy, but is an oracle a prophet? Why or why not?
Conventional definitions are pretty much the same: both are people gifted with foresight and looked to as the mediums through which divinity communicates with humanity. But would you call the Pythia a prophet? Would you call Moses an oracle?
It seems wrong, somehow, and I’m not sure where that bias is coming from. Perhaps it’s an association between oracles and polytheism vs prophets and monotheism. I imagine an oracle as someone you could go to to ask when you should plant your crops and a prophet as someone you should ask about the trolley problem.
Maybe an oracle is someone you pay to talk to and a prophet is someone you bribe to shut up.
An oracle is someone you get put on a waitlist to see and a prophet is someone you have to remove from your yard by pushing them into a wheelbarrow and carting them over the property line.
I guess in my head I always figured the difference was that an oracle could do it at will or at least had some control over it and a prophet was beholden to whenever the god(s) chose to speak through them.
Plus the aesthetic difference. An oracle is respected, part of the establishment, has an attending set of priests. A prophet shows up at your coronation looking like a shepherd who spent the last 40 years in a cave to tell you you’re a little bitch.
[opens door to see a haggard-looking wanderer dressed in shabby clothes with the light of divine inspiration burning in their eyes and important words at the tip of their tongue]
[points to sign on door that says ‘NO PROPHESIZING’]
[closes door quickly]
Oracles ask and then receive. They may not like the answer, but they usually have to prompt prophecy into occurring.
A PROPHET however? (The) God(s) kiss a brick all real nice, haul back, then YEET that sucker at some poor bastards head. Then we ALL get to live with what happens next.
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
hang on I gotta look something up.
DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation
Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story
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if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”
sometimes when I’m bored I’ll go out to the field by the provo mtc and watch the missionaries scurrying through the building like hamsters crawling through one of these:
hi, missionary expert here! this is not funny, missionaries only do this when they’re under extreme distress. missionaries are free range creatures and are only supposed to travel in packs of two to three at a time. keeping that many in one enclosure is very bad for their health and well being.

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Ok Tumblrstake, I have a proposal. A lot of the time we all end up using our tumblrstake blogs to complain about/dunk on people spewing hateful bullcrap about our religion, which makes sense. It's useful to have a place to vent about those kinds of things. But, it is disheartening to regularly go through tumblrstake and be confronted with all the nasty things people are saying about us. So, what would yall think about coming up with a tag to stick on all those kinds of posts for filtering purposes? (I don't know exactly what, I would love help brainstorming)
it has been proposed that we use #boggposting, as in both Governor Boggs, and also getting bogged down. all those in favor please manifest it by the raise of the right hand
Have you ever considered. If somebody who's part of a religious group. Doesn't know something about "their own people's beliefs." Maybe... That's just not actually taught as part of their beliefs. Maybe it's something that either has been corrected, or something that was never believed but got attached to that group by outsiders. H. Have you ever considered tha
"How can you stand it, Jasnah? They tell me to my face things which I have supposedly said, then refuse to listen when I say no. They listen to someone else before me."
Paraphrased. I can't find the original quote, though I believe it's in Oathbringer.
it's been too quiet. does anyone wanna discover the tumblr mormons again. or maybe we can resurrect some memes or something
This person genuinely believes they're the first one to ever call us a cult and that they're being super brave by doing so.
saw @merinarasauce’s tags and immediately the following image popped fully formed into my head
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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Would you eat this?
I would eat this
I would not eat this
I have eaten this (positive)
I have eaten this (negative)
Food: fudge mint brownies
Ingredients: butter, semi-sweet chocolate, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, salt, flour, cocoa powder, powdered sugar, milk, peppermint extract
"but where will the water for refilling Lake Bonneville come from?" easy. the ocean. cause you see the great salt lake is pretty famously salty and you know what else is salty? that's right. ocean. plus this way we're tackling two environmental issues with one stone, those being that the sea level is rising and that Lake Bonneville is pitifully nonexistent right now. By removing water from our oceans we can restore their proper historical (1901) levels and the Lake to its proper historical (20,000 BCE) levels . as god intended. #wewillrefill