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“Only if we are secure in our beliefs can we see the comical side of the universe.”

— Flannery O'Connor, Mystery and Manners

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estro-boi

just walked past the pope excommunicating like 600,000 tradcaths and they saw me and imprinted on me like ducklings. i don't want to be a pope this sucks.

#I thought this was a nonsense shitpost and then like five posts later there was An Article

ijustneedmorecats

Before Pride Month ends I just want to say thank you religious and spiritual Queer people for existing! You're so awesome and so so loved

Remember the world is better with you in it

(This post is inclusive of non-Abrahamic beliefs!)

holywatermelan

Shout out to the escape room I saw today called Secret Combinations. I'm glad someone really did it.

gorycze

behold my current dnd character who's literally an isekai'd white mormon guy from utah who's also an angel

#WHO GAVE HIM FROSTBITE I JUST WANNA TALK #immediately enchanted #love love love

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we're never gonna stop being nice to visitors but we need to stop being nice to visitors

#turns out the op I was reblogging this afternoon HAAAAAAAATES us #which is like fine whatever doesn't affect me #but every time someone turns over The Mormon Log and is surprised to see Mormons I'm like... literally what else did you expect #and then you're mad at ME? YOU walked into MY house #anyway whatever. peace and love on planet earth for those with eyes to see it #boggposting #won't delete rbs for now cuz I stand by what I said #IN ADDITION. the next person who says 'mormons can be gay? and have interests? and use tumblr?' is going to die by my hand I'm so serious #EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS. there is every kind of guy out there

kr33perklown

How the fuck are you a mormon AND gay. aint that against like the mormon bible. do mormons read the bible. i know a lot about mormonism (i study them) but i dont know if they read bibles tbh. do they have a bible. maybe i should study mormons more. has that minecraft guy made a video on mormons yet. i think mormonism could be easy to remake in minecraft. he (? has he transitioned from the last time i watched him does anyone know) should do mormonism for his new minecraft

starmin-marmin

Here is a list of answers for your rapid fire questions:

How can you be Mormon and gay?

I’m not gay but as a bisexual person who knows a lot of gay Mormons - fabulously, and with a lot of patience and. Spite.

Is that against the Mormon Bible?

It’s called the Book of Mormon, and no. Homosexuality is not ever addressed within the Book of Mormon.

Do Mormons read the Bible?

Yes.

I didn’t know religion and Minecraft ever intersected lol so I can’t answer the rest of your post. I’m curious how you “recreate” any religion with Minecraft as your medium, though, so please tell me who you’re talking about.

tea-cat-sss

For everyone curious about the minecraft connection, youtuber GuyBordo has posted a series of videos titled "Beating Minecraft, But I Can't Break the Laws of _____." He has made videos themed around the three abrahamic religions as well as the laws of physics, north korea, and scientology. GuyBordo attempts to beat minecraft while avoiding certain foods/practices/etc prohibited by certain rule set, as well as achieving certain goals (paying taxes or building a temple). I find them delightful, 10/10 would recommend a watch.

#I really hope this is the right minecraft guy or else I'm gonna have a new series to look up #let me know I guess lmao

kr33perklown

How the fuck are you a mormon AND gay. aint that against like the mormon bible. do mormons read the bible. i know a lot about mormonism (i study them) but i dont know if they read bibles tbh. do they have a bible. maybe i should study mormons more. has that minecraft guy made a video on mormons yet. i think mormonism could be easy to remake in minecraft. he (? has he transitioned from the last time i watched him does anyone know) should do mormonism for his new minecraft

starmin-marmin

Here is a list of answers for your rapid fire questions:

How can you be Mormon and gay?

I’m not gay but as a bisexual person who knows a lot of gay Mormons - fabulously, and with a lot of patience and. Spite.

Is that against the Mormon Bible?

It’s called the Book of Mormon, and no. Homosexuality is not ever addressed within the Book of Mormon.

Do Mormons read the Bible?

Yes.

I didn’t know religion and Minecraft ever intersected lol so I can’t answer the rest of your post. I’m curious how you “recreate” any religion with Minecraft as your medium, though, so please tell me who you’re talking about.

#I do know the minecraft series in question that could be fun #respectfully and with all the love in my heart how the fuck do you study mormons for more than five seconds and not know #the name of the book of mormon or that we read the bible. I call bullshit #but anyway. hilarious that you posed this question to a concentrated community of gay mormons (tumblr users)#how is any christian gay? I feel like this isn't a denomination specific thing. queer people are everywhere in every community #and for those who want to hold on to both identities we make it work! we're happy to be where we choose to be #usually to the consternation of everyone else. to quote my dear friend who is also a gay mormon on tumblr:#I reconcile it by fuck you

hiseyeisonthesparrow

people will call Mormons heretical apostasy occultists and then pretend like that's not the coolest thing ever

gorycze

sticker designs i did for my friends so they can have something to remind them of me on their missions hehe

#SPECTACULAR #gimme 14 of them right now

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skaraptor

lotsa beetles around my apartment lately that Ive been killing but it's making me feel really guilty for being a bad Jain. which is dumb because. im not Jain. but you simply cannot reason with my brain

#holy envy is like that sometimes /srs #though idk your particular mix of brain chemicals #not category tagging this just lettin my agreement float in the ether

loves-em

"I use Uber eats" this

"Doordash it" that

My favourite delivery service was provided by Jesus Christ and He didn't deliver food, He delivered me from my oppressor. Take several seats.

sadluckbrian

how do we feel about the "mormon boys are uniquely good at doing backflips" stereotype. I don't know where it came from and it has undertones of "well those prudes can't drink so they'll do anything to entertain themselves" but like. it's also funny? please advise

#tumblrstake #teacat speaks #I'm not tagging benson boone directly lest this break containment but this post is about him

your-fave-is-mormon

Ryland Grace?

Ryland Grace is Mormon!

#YES HE IS #I actually haven't thought too deeply about it but the canon refusal to swear and ryan gosling's real life proximity to mormonism ARE there #you know what hell yeah

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deirdreskye

oh goodie I got transported into a Mormon yuri. I'm a first year transfer student to the Nephi Halicarnassus Girls' Academy I'm running late to reformed Egyptian class with toast in my mouth! Oh fuck I bumped into the class president in the hall and now I'm flashing my temple garments as I comedically fall over...... Omg the class president is sharing a dirty soda from Swig with me..... From the same straw, an indirect kiss.... "Baka, you got Crumbl on your face," she says wiping the cookie from my cheek with her finger........

holywatermelan

The thing about those big white passenger vans is that while in media they're associated with kidnapping irl every one I know belongs to a Mormon family with a frightening number of children

#seminary teacher talked fondly about riding around in a 15 passenger van as a child

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