a bisexual and a lesbian walk into a library

I love them more than anything 😭😭

Valvert from Javert's police colleagues who had to hear him rant and obsess over Valjean:

Translation- But that should just be flirting (in a playful banter / like fake fighting) no?

Valvert from both sides:

Translation: I like him but at the same time I also kinda wanna kill him

Javert:

Translation: Rules are dead, but no worries, so can I

Marius to Cosette:

Translation: I love you so much but I don't dare to find you

Post Seine Valvert:

Translation: I am angry, I am furious, I am confused

Javert concerning Monsieur Le Maire:

Translation: I am his dog

Valvert:

Translation: The urge to punch your husband to death is also a feeling of love

Most adaptations of Javert every time he sees Valjean // All versions of Marius towards Cosette:

Translation: Everything besides him / her is all bullshit

Bonus: Me towards Valvert and Marisette

Translation: Can't you see how suitable they are for each other?

maybehappyending: Yeah you're pretty spot on, Oliver 🤖

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

and lots of people think this very likely,

“Oh little Sionnat has obviously been taken by the fairies and they’ve left us a Changeling Child who knows too much, and asks strange questions, and uses words she shouldn’t know, and watches everything with her big dark eyes, clearly a Fairy Child and not a Human Like Us.”

The Myth of the Changeling child, a human baby apparently replaced at a young age by a toddler who “suddenly” acts “strange and fey” is an almost textbook depiction of autistic children.

To this day, “autism warrior mommies” talk about autism “stealing” their “sweet normal child” and have this idea of “getting their real baby back” which (in the face of modern science)  indicates how the human psyche actually does deal with finding out their kid acts unlike what they expected.

But here’s the thing: life is louder, brighter and more intense and confusing than it has ever been. I live on the edge of London and I rarely go into the centre of town because it’s too overwhelming. If I went back in time and lived on a farm somewhere, would anyone even notice there was anything odd about me? No police sirens, no crowded streets that go on for miles and miles, no flickery electric lights. Working on a farm has a clear routine. I’d be a badass at spinning cloth or churning butter because I find endless repetition soothing rather than boring.

1. Foggy: Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they batman now? The suspense is killing me. (Tweet from @/AbleLikes:

2. Matt and Claire: feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like you’re a horse (tumblr post from @/sagihairius)

3. Matt: do you ever think oh actually I am never going to stop being eleven years old and lonely (tumblr post from @/mango-season)

4. Karen: self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys Matt: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over yu. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes Foggy: no self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. (tumblr post from @/plasmalogical, @/plasmalogical, and @/ixq)

5. Matt: God remove me from the stronger soldiers list… take me off the roster (tumblr post from @/bakwaaas)

Has this been done yet?