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ok i have been making my way through the drizzt novels (only on book 3 so far) but it is sooo funny to see canon!drizzt compared to like… the ttrpg zeitgeist of him??? Like basically when I heard about him before it was like… oh he is super edgy and has a ~tragic backstory~ and players make ‘drizzt clone’ characters when they want an edgy character.

hi if you like the drizzt series please be my friend. ik ive only read the dark elf trilogy but it hurt me. it wounded me. i need people who like drizzt.

i think my all-time favorite character introduction of any book will always be jarlaxle’s, mostly because when i started reading these books i had no idea what to expect and hadn’t had any exposure to the LOD fandom yet in any capacity. i started exile immediately after finishing homeland and was still emotional about zak and all swept up in the dark cruel world of menzoberranzan and the hopelessness of its men and then in walks captain crunchberries i mean i read this paragraph twice in a row like did u just say the scary bounty hunter rogue guy that everyones anxious about fucking sashayed into the mean goth spider bitch mansion wearing a sparkly rainbow cape and crop top what do you mean the eye patch is ornamental