miltank

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

it hides half my ugly face

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

good work everyone

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare

wait do vampires ever need braces

I would think fucked up teeth would be a very big problem for a vampire so probably

I read a romance novel once where a vampire needed emergency dental surgery because his fang fell out. (He and the dentist fall in love, obviously.)

when will my DS stylus return from the war

you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole

this site is unreal

Y’all know that like…. being fat isn’t bad right

Like, most human bodies have adapted in such a way that it’s easy to gain fat and muscle and harder to lose them. Especially fat. It’s easy to gain fat bc your body needs it and we live in a calorie-rich time. Fat =/= bad, and I’m so so so tired of our entire society acting like it does. 

you can't find shit like this anywhere else