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LIKE IT TAKES SOME FUCKING EFFORT TO GET A CHERRY PIT OPEN FUCKING W H Y

Question: Is it the same with plums? I used to do that occasionally when I ate dried and seasoned Asian plums as a kid.

Oh boy, apricot kernels. The amount of people I see lauding those as a “cure for cancer” is… demoralizing. I can’t find it right now but I believe there was a mother in the past few years who was taken to court for child endangerment/neglect for feeding those to her very young child as a cancer treatment.

^^As a toxicologist, I approve this message.

I come across this shit all the time in my work. My standard response to “it’s natural” is: “So is uranium, cyanide, brown snake poison, radiation, nicotine, lead, mercury etc…” 

Bruh what the FUCK? 😂😂😭

HOW DARE you insult Alexander Hamilton and his Squad™

Excuse me bitch we don’t insult them in this house they were WONDERFUL and we RESPECT THEM

niggas gonna use this post to attack random women they mad at.

Idegaf! That raw MEAT smell when your period is at its HEIGHT???? Like you shit just raw meat 🥩🤢 Like a coppery blood smell??? Oh my GOD!!! And don’t be depressed prior. You shit can knock you O.U.T.

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

So much better

lmao my fav

The ending

Guy couldn’t even run away from his lies at the end

omg

this gave me a headache

how can u be that off beat

im sad