The Marauder's Map

oh my gosh, you can do this? goodbye omegaverse fics forerver!

When I’m dead I want JK Rowling to lower my coffin into the ground so she can let me down one last time

This is now more relevant than ever

rip to james and lily potter in that one bad au where they die. 

this seems…heterosexual

don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏

update: it was heterosexual :(

praying for you 😪

People on tumblr be like this lesbian making a joke about straight people online is the reason homophobia exists

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

Fanfiction is becoming people’s primary form of entertainment right now because most media right now is so cheap, bland, recycled, and sponsored by people who love money more than the source material. Fanfiction is written for free by people who genuinely love what they’re writing about. That’s why it’s better. That’s why it’s more satisfying. Fanfiction is a home-cooked meal made for yourself and for your friends. Media today is junky fast food spoiled by too much grease and the knowledge that the people producing it are being criminally mistreated and underpaid. 

something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to mess with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort

*scoffs* ‘“Dark Lord” huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you don’t have a REAL JOB.’