i don't know why it's a crime to be locked in

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

It's the US OPEN 2026 MIXED DOUBLES "SLAM". carlos draws in jannik towards the net using a drop shot . jannik falls over giggling . carlos also starts giggling . serena is about to serve an ace into the back of jannik's head

"Your personality comes from the way you were parented" "Your personality is inate and genetic" wrong!!!!! your personality comes from that one piece of media you were unhealthily and irreversibly obsessed with when you were 13 years old

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Attaches another balloon to you for the third day in a row, mutters “eventually” and walks off