i don't know why it's a crime to be locked in

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

in the absence of carlos alcaraz flavio cobolli has stepped forward to save tennis yaoi

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

Its actually possible that any tense quiet young woman you meet might have an insane social media account she is addicted to posting her everything to. Who knows

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun