i don't know why it's a crime to be locked in

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

no the fuck they shouldn't and it's liberals like you that are tearing us apart

holy shit, a gold medalist

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

You can jack off You can eat grapes That's IT

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

There is something so poetic about grass season and the world cup colliding. grassmaxxing.

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast