i don't know why it's a crime to be locked in

tip-toeing around the george fandom on tumblr because i love the horrors toto inflicts upon him. i love mercedes treating him like the second driver, but in an anthropological way. in the way i like seeing the heroine of bluebeard marry a man i know has murdered his first six wives and he is going to attempt to murder this one too. i love feeling sad on george's behalf. i love that toto is evil. i love that george married himself to his father-boss and is coming to the burgeoning realisation that his husband is insidious. am i the only one? i need to follow blogs who feel the same. who see george as a gothic heroine breathing damply in the haunted house that is mercedes.

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

okay so they just led me to water. yep. yep. uh huh. okay. thank you *click* hey my lawyer said you cant make me drink

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

ever since i was young i've been drawn to narratives where a character acquires powers by being premeditatively attacked, subdued, and forcibly empowered by some kind of invasive procedure, leaving them feeling guiltily ashamed, alienated from their own body, and violently uncomfortable under any amount of attention drawn to them despite their new enhanced ability to defend themself and others. for no particular reason.