i don't know why it's a crime to be locked in

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

“Unique problems for Alex albon” fork found in kitchen

sorry for the penalties we didnt review, we thought the race started an hour later and we missed a lot of it please don'y be mad

if I had a nickel for every time flavio cobolli slapped ben shelton's ass on a tennis court I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

tip-toeing around the george fandom on tumblr because i love the horrors toto inflicts upon him. i love mercedes treating him like the second driver, but in an anthropological way. in the way i like seeing the heroine of bluebeard marry a man i know has murdered his first six wives and he is going to attempt to murder this one too. i love feeling sad on george's behalf. i love that toto is evil. i love that george married himself to his father-boss and is coming to the burgeoning realisation that his husband is insidious. am i the only one? i need to follow blogs who feel the same. who see george as a gothic heroine breathing damply in the haunted house that is mercedes.

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me