i don't know why it's a crime to be locked in

june will be soft and sweet

AND GAY!!!!!!!!!!

(Leans into Wimbledon umpire chair mic) June has been soft and sweet and gay. Queer folks lead two sets to one. New balls.

lily offering up the ring jokingly but insidiously and everyone egging her on including ALEX. george having no choice other than to accept because, what? is he going to get all up in knots over a joke????

cue george looking on dead-eyed and limp-wristed as everyone around him laughs their head off. george manages a small "ha-ha" that's not at all convincing, but no one's paying attention to his heart-rending want now. small mercies.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

lollllllll. But it’s not funny though is it