Whiskey in the Water

Interview with the cheerleader

But I'm a vampire

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

If you kill something it had better be dead

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

bowser cant type words very much bc his claws get in the way so he has to be rly careful so he usually just sends one or two emojis

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.