Sydney

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious