Tis I

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

"tumblr is slow because of twitter users coming here" Ok well somebody tell the twitter users to get out im trying to do very important things like look at images of sonic the hedgehog

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

Bout to turn this table into one night stand

For anyone who may be wondering, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen' are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847, nor as far as we know, did he ever partake in cannibalism.

do you think elves get annoyed by continental drift ? like they have extremely long lifespans if not outright immortal. do you think its fucking annoying to have to update maps every few thousand years because the continents moved a little bit to the left

for one terrible confusing moment I read this whole post but with “elvis” like Elvis Presley instead of elves. And I was like, I don’t think elvis was upset by continental drift but I actually don’t know enough about the guy to dispute this.

Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY

I was going through my old posts and just found this. I cannot believe I use to be this person and I would like to apologise to all women everywhere for this hate. I'm sorry women. HASHTAG FEMINISM

boy this was less than a month ago

The producers were on a tight schedule so they had to rush my character arc

People who draw flat/small tittied women with huge honkers you are my ENEMY

Are there not enough big tittied bitches out there?? Is it not enough?? You have to take from others too? Can you not be quenched????