So Many Nights Spent Wrestling.

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

nobody is more stressed than a 24-29yo thinking they are running out of time lol

Green heron (Butorides virescens)