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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

us dept of defense announcing that testosterone therapy is now mandatory for cis male servicemembers, meanwhile every trans guy in this country has to crucify himself three times over just to get 1/3 of his testosterone prescription

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

she's kinda. y'know. *mimes sucking a dick but i gag and actually puke in real life*