Nikolai ♡

Such a cute little bird, so mistreated. If I eat your boss we can share nest duties

Absolutely soaked in blood it takes hours to clean but it's hours spent in the nest with eggs and not at work uvu

"There's no rush, baby bird," the big harpy says quietly, tenderly, but she does firmly pull your face into her chest a little closer, shamelessly enjoying your attention, smearing her bloody feathers on your cheeks so she'll get to lick it off again later. "We have all the time in the world."

He seems not to mind the blood stains too much, that or he's just ignoring it so he can focus more on nuzzling against your chest. "Hmm~ you're sooo good to me." He seems far more satisfied here than he was before at the very least.

Such a cute little bird, so mistreated. If I eat your boss we can share nest duties

Absolutely soaked in blood it takes hours to clean but it's hours spent in the nest with eggs and not at work uvu

I think if humans layed eggs then our bosses would still make us come into work even after laying eggs... they'd say "get an incubator! you don't need to watch them!" and we would be forced into work every day instead of sitting on our eggs, so tragic! so cruel!!!!!

Its like this