さるもきからおちる

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

the god of chaos

Please don’t continue

the audacity to say this to me when u have an ao3 donation post reblogged right above it.....how about u let me do what i need to do to put some notes on the table and u worry abt ur game grumps rpf fic

can’t believe it’s fucking monday i mean what’s next, tuesday? fuck’s sake

peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

a godless heathen potato

someone do that lip and nail thing you know what I mean

needs to be more nails but getting closer

This is automatic stress relief