i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

begin again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

One thing about me? I’ll start over.

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

i was 7

*staring sternly into the mirror* you've had a wild week, you haven't eaten today, you've barely interacted with people today. do not trust the Vague Sense of Unease

dyke up or die

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

your mom is a basic task and i was able to do her in a few days

I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president

"There are 5 callers ahead of you" can stay but it's on thin fucking ice, i.e, it can only stay if it plays when the number of callers ahead of you changes and not every 5 minutes. And CERTAINLY not every 30 seconds