shake it by metro station makes me go a special kind of crazy

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

I would not survive a vibe check right now

world heritage post

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

tbh as weird as Riverdale is no scene will ever be weirder than Archie and Veronica singing "All Around Me Are Familiar Faces" while Betty pole dances and strips in order to join a biker gang.