Calling the World from Isolation

like to charge, reblog to cast.

i mean it quite seriously when i say that i mourn vine… but i think its existence taught an entire generation of people about drama, cinemetography and comedy

And also don’t trust corporations with anything

Vines were a distillation of genius. Six seconds to do setup and payoff. Go to YT or someplace and find some vines compilations. It’s like Hellzapoppin’ meets Ernie Kovacs in a fog of millennial weed smoke.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

imma do anything atp why not

Fuck it

screw it

Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.

yknow what if the potato works im officially starting spellwork next week

praying this potato works

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

it fucken WIMDY

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened