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Robot girl with fans whirring because she’s deep in thought

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prokopetz

Inadvisable tabletop RPG jam premise #137: Game jam where each entry consists solely of paratextual discussion of the mechanics of a hypothetical or invented RPG; examples include an errata document, a developer Q&A, or a forum thread debating the correct interpretation of a particular rule.

#2 views youtube video that begins like #“I'm not just gonna post all the rules on screen but here's how all the classes roughly work”

grimae

darkmoon

sashasparrow

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

#Vheh'ran

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vosquitransitis

getting the feeling that the envoy is kind of the emperors pet freak

vosquitransitis

especially with the court augur background

#my lord why did you send Vheh'ran to the Living Lands #well she is very spiritual you know. she can see things #my lord have you listened to her political opinions #she has those?

ouroborosorder

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

ouroborosorder

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

duskargentum

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

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grickle14

The wild, wild West.

pjackk

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

#HE'S BACK

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In other good news I have successfully convinced ONE friend to play through Pillars and Deadfire and I am VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.

He did very good. It's interesting seeing an adult friend make a lot of informed, well-considered decisions on their first playthrough because I first played through when I as a shitty teen who didn't take the world that seriously. The biggest bad decision that I have only respect for is that he knew doing Maia's quest would be rough, but that his Watcher was too much a fool to really consider just how badly it could pan out.

#pillars of eternity

monitor-may

Ran some of the playtest of Crows, an old school dungeon crawl game made by MCDM, which I was excited for since I love Draw Steel. I was getting very worried since the party very quickly triggered an encounter with a dozen enemies and then one party member set himself alight to kill the enemies near him. But apparently everybody was having a good time trying to not get absolutely fucking shredded apart in the Blood Library with the Blood Creatures.

In worse news, the party is down both their lanterns and vials of oil (used in combination to make two very ramshackle fire weapons), have only shitty torches left, and are mostly down a good chunk of health.

RIP Giggle

monitor-may

Objectively this is higher stress than freeform DnD that is basically just permission to play make believe (nothing wrong with that, that's fun), because there is real time pressure. You set a half hour timer, and whenever it goes up thr party has to see if their lights go out. It's awesome.

The party spends a lot of time trying to come up with a plan during a fight? That's fine. No sweat off my back. That's their dungeon time to spend. They can ask about it whenever they want.

"... okay that might work. I dunno. Uhhhh, May, how much time is left in the dungeon turn?"

"Thirteen minutes."

"IT WAS JUST AT TWENTY! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING."

It's good. It's a good playtest, at least for the dungeon parts.

Ran some of the playtest of Crows, an old school dungeon crawl game made by MCDM, which I was excited for since I love Draw Steel. I was getting very worried since the party very quickly triggered an encounter with a dozen enemies and then one party member set himself alight to kill the enemies near him. But apparently everybody was having a good time trying to not get absolutely fucking shredded apart in the Blood Library with the Blood Creatures.

In worse news, the party is down both their lanterns and vials of oil (used in combination to make two very ramshackle fire weapons), have only shitty torches left, and are mostly down a good chunk of health.

RIP Giggle

#crows #mcdm #ttrpgs

ayesopod

something terrible. echoes of past intrusions. barely discernible

lesbianshepard

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

lesbianshepard

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

bunjywunjy

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

bunjywunjy

IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP

hapalopus

footpath

bunjywunjy

that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing

phantomomo

Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:

This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.

In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.

But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D

bunjywunjy

tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.

the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.

they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.

(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)

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