i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

are you gonna watch this weird ass movie with me or not

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

woke bullshit

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

i remember you from when we were bugs

First pee of 2024

Second Pee of 2024