nobody wants to talk to me, i want to talk to you

sign of the times

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

furthest we've ever been

Coltland twin au doodles for the soul

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

Should I tell her 🤭

This is some of the most straightforward characterization Grace gets in the book and it's hilarious

Grace just does not know how important he is to the project lol

And meanwhile the Eridians are like This Alien Rocketed Into Our Lives And Saved Our Whole Species From Annihilation And Then Gave Us Unfathomable Knowledge From The Stars. And Also He's So Nice We Love Him. Fights were breaking out left and right over who would get to work on the dome. Adrian won because of nepotism and sheer intimidation factor.

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

It’s Sunday my dudesss. Time for your weekly Second Backup AU dose. (PREV / NEXT)