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orcboxer

try to imagine a gnome being homophobic.

you CAN’T, right? they’re just too whimsical

Straight up this guy called me a slur

orcboxer

wait...i remember you...

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redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

negativesanchez

#this is why spare and i are always like I love my country Trenton/Philadelphia #because we fucking hate america but goddamn do we love our hometowns

wrightandco

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

duskittycat

edgeworth, losing a trial for the first time:

herachimera

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sapphic-gengar

BRING HIM BACK

Is the Gaping Dragon from Dark Souls 1 a good "hear me out" or is it too conventionally attractive? Asking for me.

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Well it's getting to a point that my brother is considering coming over here to talk to my dad about his drinking problem, because he keeps promising to visit his grandson and then bailing day of because he's too drunk to drive, but he won't admit it. So that's fun. Can't wait to be in the middle of that and have to speak my mind in a way that doesn't send me into a panic attack.

#cw alcoholism #if there's other tags anyone else needs me to do let me know #anyways yeah living with my dad again is Not doing good things for my mental health 🫠

guineapiggies

Via 2_m_emma

lavagoth

matthejew-blog

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

jvhdb

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

catboybiologist

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

catboybiologist

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

kittycatwhore

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

catboybiologist

Fuck you're right post cancelled

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pangur-and-grim

kneading with all four paws

pastatutes

Meet the gals!

furrypost-generator

furries wake up each day and choose violence

felix-the-snow-cheetah

allegedly-human

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

wouldyoufuckthisfurry

I'm gonna sexualize the fuck outta that lion

furry-fey

I'm gonna start calling doggy-style "scooby-style" just to piss off these puritan fucks

also I've said it before and I'll say it many times more: the harkness test is boring bullshit. even if we did need a metric to decide which fictional creatures we can be horny for—which we don't, because they are fictional lol—it's also just poorly constructed as a logical tool

and no matter what no one can keep me from having an owlbear orgy in my mind palace. and if they tried, all my owlbear boyfriends would tear them to pieces (and not in a hot vore way). and then they would all take turns fucking me scooby-style on top of their bones

furry-fey

^^ prev ^^

Pointless Puritanism in a Heretical Space is going to be the title of my dissertation on tumblr

weedpoop

i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do

weedpoop

14 year old me fucking went off with this one

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I love how the isopods are always hanging out together even if there's no food involved.

sashagreys-juul

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

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