I'm Mab! (reqs open)

I'm on episode 15 of wonderlust and will be so normal about the fact that Blinks fingers are in Troy's mouth. Shout-out to Troy my bulimic king I can be normal about this

Coming home from work to make dinner for my roommate, do the dishes, cat litter and laundry. Declining taking the dog for a walk I feel like a single mother. To be clear I love doing all of those things it makes not paying rent feel reasonable if I keep up on household chores I know my roomies aren't going to do. I just wish I could walk the dog too because I'm employed roommate is gonna be too tired and the other one just won't. Not even my dog tho so technically not my problem.

Yk sometimes I think about what my uncle said. With that whole thing when he couldn't get no bitches for a bit and he told me if it wasn't illegal he'd marry me because in his words he'd already made me into the perfect wife when I was like 13. And I wonder if that fucked me up in some way to make me somewhat intolerable. But for the most part life is good and I don't think about it