Matt-Isms Masterlist
im gonna pin this when i get more stuff but this is gonna be the official matt-isms post!! feel free to comment more and help me out a bit lmao
iβll be reposting with updates!!
βWell howdyβ
- sas ep 1
βlike a fine wine a woman of my age does certain things better than othersβ
- sas ep 1
βDo you remember eating?β
- sas ep 3
βDoesnβt matter whatβs revving the engine as long as I get to drive itβ
- mod ep 1
βTHIS ISNβT WHAT HEAVENβS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE!β
- s1 ep
βIs what you said, it will work?β
- s1 ep
βSo, youβve known Jodie for a long time, or not? Question?β
- s1 ep 49
βThat tracks, Walterβs not very good with the kidsβ
βIβm right hereβ
βNo I said that quietlyβ
- s1 ep 49
βPeople love to go to see their friends in prisonβ
- s1 ep 49
βLetβs just do what rich people do and go get what we wantβ
- s1 ep 49
βRon! Dropβdrop the spider!β
- s1 ep 53
βHow Ron?β
- s1 ep 61
βI never jump out of my car without my keys in them, and βthemβ is what i call my pocketsβ
- s1 ep 63
βAre you sure you want Frank in you? Because he loved road moviesβ (talking about fast and the furious)
- s1 ep 64
βGood luck getting through all this metal!β
- s2 ep 11
βThose least likely to lead who want to lead are the best leadersβ
- s2 ep 16
βMy name is Matthew Arnold, known misogynistβ
- s2 ep 18
βThereβs a lot of albums nowβ
- s2 ep 18
βSheβs not supposed to be IN THERE!β
- s2 ep 31
βIf a trick is good once, trick again is what i sayβ
- s2 ep 34
βMeteors famously donβt stay goodβ
- s2 ep 35
βWait, are bullets entering Lincoln?β
- s2 ep 36
βDungeons and Dragons beyondβ
- s2 ep 36
βYouβre stuck behind those prison bars with nothing but a gunβ
- s2 ep 36
βSchooled in PRISONβ
- s2 ep 40
βHey give me that portal gunβ
βNoβ
βIβm Boss Kicksβ
- s2 ep 40
βIβm a teen. I have a phone. Youβre not the only one with a phone, Norm.β
- s2 ep 40
βYou know whatβs wrong is that they came to me, but I live for the thrill of the huntβ
- s2 ep 41
βYou canβt run away from me, little rabbitβ
- s2 ep 41
βYou can hide from them, but you canβt hide fromβ¦the hunter.β
- s2 ep 41
"Women are just like dads but women."
-s2 ep 43
βIβmβ¦an Asian baby?β
- s2 ep 43
βLike a rebirth of sortsβ
- s2 ep
βNo womb for meβ
- s2 ep
βYknow, like the salt and the pepperβ
- s3 ep 7(?)
βLetβs get this butterβ
- s3 ep 10
βIβm just a dirty girl, tromping through the woodsβ
- s3 ep 11
βI already said the excuse. Didnβt you hear me? I said Iβm a dirty girlβ
- s3 ep 11
βThere is a SPEAR flying towards us!β
- s3 ep 16(?)
βMilton! Help Trudy, breathe in as much [toxic gas] as you can!β
- s3 ep 19
βItβs covered in my victory sweatβwhich I also call my cumβ
- s3 ep 19
βRoz never leaves water on the groundβ¦β
- s3 ep 22
βThanks for the cool scar, babeβ
- s3 ep 23
βYou only know me as a farmer and now a butlerβ
- s3 ep 23
βWitches always be doing that stuff with hairβ
- s3 ep 24
βIf anyone else has a better planβwait, thatβs not possibleβ
- s3 ep 24
βThat is 007, but itβs one 0 and itβs after the 7, so 70β
- s3 ep 25
βThe future is femaleβ
- s3 ep 25
βWhen someone says βhereβs a link,β and Iβthey say itβ¦I want it.β
- s3 ep 27
βwoah, that carβs leaking a lotta trash! thatβs definitely a geloppi!β
- s3 ep 35
βhorses donβt leak trash though!β
- s3 ep 35
βYeah, you know, itβs kind of like when horses dragged little cannonsβ
- s3 ep 37
βI hate when they have to go when the plan is tooβ¦soonβ
- pp ep 33
βBack in my day, James Bond wouldnβt take βnoβ for an answerβ
- s4 ep 1
βMost stuff is just dumb shit said smartly by smart peopleβ
- s4 ep 1
βMusic chosen is music not being listened toβ
- s4 ep 2
βWeβre in a shipβI mean, it looks like a face but thatβs what they wantedβ
- s4 ep 2
βYouβre pretty good with computers, but can you do it when this is happening?β
- s4 ep 3
βIβm gonna go see if thereβs a way to make these bullets a little smallerβ
- s4 ep 3
βOne manβs crap is another manβs scrapβ
- s4 ep 4
βHow come you never come inside?β
- s4 ep 4
βPut it in terms that will make me interestedβ
- s4 ep 4
βIf youβre hearing this, Iβm with youβ
- s4 ep 4
βMonk of the starsβ
- s4 ep 5
βHead is you. You head.β
- s4 ep 5
βTheyβre two things that do thingsβ
- s4 ep 6
βReading Lolita doesnβt mean you agree with the main character βLolitaββ
- s4 ep 7
βHey baby, you wanna fill this room up with CO2?β
- s4 ep 7
βI could use a cool little toy right nowβ
- s4 ep 8
βIf i know anything about robots, they only squeeze men, not objects. Turn that man into an object and the robot doesnβt know what to doβ
- s4 ep 10
βRobots donβt understand mirrors right?β
- s4 ep 10
βRule 1: ignore paradoxes. Rule 2: do nothing.β
- s4 ep 10
βI like getting jerked off and i like storiesβ
- s4 ep 10
βIβll take that cube; hold the tubeβ
- s4 ep 10
βRings are just coins but lessβ
- ss ep 3
βWe like our potatoes laid and our sweeneyβs sydneyedβ
- ss ep 8
Honorable mentions:
βTrue heroism is doing without seeingβ
- freddie s3 ep 8
βBees are womenβ
- freddie s4 ep 8
KEY
sas: sons and sonsibility
mod: mountains of dadness
pp: peach pit
ss: safe space
