Matt-Isms Masterlist
im gonna pin this when i get more stuff but this is gonna be the official matt-isms post!! feel free to comment more and help me out a bit lmao
iâll be reposting with updates!!
âWell howdyâ
- sas ep 1
âlike a fine wine a woman of my age does certain things better than othersâ
- sas ep 1
âDo you remember eating?â
- sas ep 3
âDoesnât matter whatâs revving the engine as long as I get to drive itâ
- mod ep 1
âTHIS ISNâT WHAT HEAVENâS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE!â
- s1 ep
âIs what you said, it will work?â
- s1 ep
âSo, youâve known Jodie for a long time, or not? Question?â
- s1 ep 49
âThat tracks, Walterâs not very good with the kidsâ
âIâm right hereâ
âNo I said that quietlyâ
- s1 ep 49
âPeople love to go to see their friends in prisonâ
- s1 ep 49
âLetâs just do what rich people do and go get what we wantâ
- s1 ep 49
âRon! Dropâdrop the spider!â
- s1 ep
âHow Ron?â
- s1 ep 61
âGood luck getting through all this metal!â
- s2 ep 11
âThose least likely to lead who want to lead are the best leadersâ
- s2 ep 16
âMy name is Matthew Arnold, known misogynistâ
- s2 ep 18
âThereâs a lot of albums nowâ
- s2 ep 18
âSheâs not supposed to be IN THERE!â
- s2 ep 31
âIf a trick is good once, trick again is what i sayâ
- s2 ep 34
âMeteors famously donât stay goodâ
- s2 ep 35
âWait, are bullets entering Lincoln?â
- s2 ep 36
âDungeons and Dragons beyondâ
- s2 ep 36
âYouâre stuck behind those prison bars with nothing but a gunâ
- s2 ep 36
âSchooled in PRISONâ
- s2 ep 40
âHey give me that portal gunâ
âNoâ
âIâm Boss Kicksâ
- s2 ep 40
âIâm a teen. I have a phone. Youâre not the only one with a phone, Norm.â
- s2 ep 40
âYou know whatâs wrong is that they came to me, but I live for the thrill of the huntâ
- s2 ep 41
âYou canât run away from me, little rabbitâ
- s2 ep 41
âYou can hide from them, but you canât hide fromâŚthe hunter.â
- s2 ep 41
âIâmâŚan Asian baby?â
- s2 ep 43
âLike a rebirth of sortsâ
- s2 ep
âNo womb for meâ
- s2 ep
âYknow, like the salt and the pepperâ
- s3 ep 7(?)
âLetâs get this butterâ
- s3 ep 10
âIâm just a dirty girl, tromping through the woodsâ
- s3 ep 11
âI already said the excuse. Didnât you hear me? I said Iâm a dirty girlâ
- s3 ep 11
âThere is a SPEAR flying towards us!â
- s3 ep 16(?)
âMilton! Help Trudy, breathe in as much [toxic gas] as you can!â
- s3 ep 19
âItâs covered in my victory sweatâwhich I also call my cumâ
- s3 ep 19
âRoz never leaves water on the groundâŚâ
- s3 ep 22
âThanks for the cool scar, babeâ
- s3 ep 23
âYou only know me as a farmer and now a butlerâ
- s3 ep 23
âWitches always be doing that stuff with hairâ
- s3 ep 24
âIf anyone else has a better planâwait, thatâs not possibleâ
- s3 ep 24
âThat is 007, but itâs one 0 and itâs after the 7, so 70â
- s3 ep 25
âThe future is femaleâ
- s3 ep 25
âWhen someone says âhereâs a link,â and Iâthey say itâŚI want it.â
- s3 ep 27
âwoah, that carâs leaking a lotta trash! thatâs definitely a geloppi!â
- s3 ep 35
âhorses donât leak trash though!â
- s3 ep 35
âYeah, you know, itâs kind of like when horses dragged little cannonsâ
- s3 ep 37
âI hate when they have to go when the plan is tooâŚsoonâ
- pp ep 33
âBack in my day, James Bond wouldnât take ânoâ for an answerâ
- s4 ep 1
âMost stuff is just dumb shit said smartly by smart peopleâ
- s4 ep 1
âMusic chosen is music not being listened toâ
- s4 ep 2
âWeâre in a shipâI mean, it looks like a face but thatâs what they wantedâ
- s4 ep 2
âYouâre pretty good with computers, but can you do it when this is happening?â
- s4 ep 3
âIâm gonna go see if thereâs a way to make these bullets a little smallerâ
- s4 ep 3
âOne manâs crap is another manâs scrapâ
- s4 ep 4
âHow come you never come inside?â
- s4 ep 4
âPut it in terms that will make me interestedâ
- s4 ep 4
âIf youâre hearing this, Iâm with youâ
- s4 ep 4
âMonk of the starsâ
- s4 ep 5
âHead is you. You head.â
- s4 ep 5
âTheyâre two things that do thingsâ
- s4 ep 6
âReading Lolita doesnât mean you agree with the main character âLolitaââ
- s4 ep 7
âHey baby, you wanna fill this room up with CO2?â
- s4 ep 7
âI could use a cool little toy right nowâ
- s4 ep 38
âRings are just coins but lessâ
- ss ep 3
âWe like our potatoes laid and our sweeneyâs sydneyedâ
- ss ep 8
Honorable mentions:
âTrue heroism is doing without seeingâ
- freddie s3 ep 8
âBees are womenâ
- freddie s4 ep 8
KEY
sas: sons and sonsibility
mod: mountains of dadness
pp: peach pit
ss: safe space













