Chock full of hoot, just little a bit of nanny

the decade is ending and I still can’t believe this is my most memorable digital footprint…. After yall sending Aslan porn and incest porn and centaur porn this still won’t die down please let this die with the decade I am BEGGING

one of my favorite jokes of all time

update: horse says he would like to have the horse catcher executed

how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

none of them ever did any laundry at all

Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.

Fuck

I forget that there’s folks who haven’t heard this so I always reblog.

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

I just spit out my drink 😂😂

 She’s making sure no one steals it

tail: check