I Guess I’ll Wear Shoes If I Gotta

Why am I like this

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ID: Illustration of two little wizards with traffic cones as magic hats, yellow jacket as a robe and a stop sign board as a wand. Their faces are soot balls, the bright eyes being the only distinguishable features. They’re identical except that the one on the right is all in black: all the bright colors of the road work wizard, the oranges and neon yellows and reds, are gone. The pole of their stop sign is slightly twisted, and the words “it’s your decision” are written on top of the big bold ‘STOP" letters. End ID.]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

Fics should have a bloopers section that’s all the times you get asked “oh watcha writing?” and you’re like 👀👀👀👀 “…stuff.”